groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

mcsingle:

how is rihanna acting in a movie when she can only speak perfect english 50% of the time 

barbed:

cantpray:

go get em kid

i chose you, sugar glider

motoroladroid:

You don’t need drugs to have fun

thelordofthebutts:

hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted

incises:

teapayne:

unibrowsing:

fungi:

Guy eats an entire stick of Old Spice deodorant in a minute……

Fuck, he’s so mellow about it

WHY

aquus:

h0odrich:

hohokev:

yufeelme:

behaving:

dadasideburns:

dmojones:

Do you know how much power it takes to throw a big ass tv like that to have it break on impact ?? Poor Child.

they threw a tv at her face

a brick ass tv

a tv

i don’t think yaw understand this

a goddamn tv

that’s a fuckin bin of clothes u goofs

meth kills

a tv

bin. of. clothes.

spongebob

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

silenthill:

i’m new to this sensitive guy thing